| From early childhood,
Adam Carter dreamed of one day being the world's top sumo
wrestler. Unfortunately, that profession required entirely
too much bulking up for our young dreamer's taste. "Fat
is not where it's at!" he proclaimed, and turned
his attention instead to becoming the world's top construction
worker. The less said about the fate of that endeavor,
the better. Adam now works part-time as a local CIA operative
(oops, we weren't supposed to give that away: sorry!).
In his spare time, he boldly speaks out wherever he sees
injustice and tyranny in the world; recently he mounted
a hunger strike to demand that the media honor Britney
Spears' wishes by addressing her as Britney Federline
in the future. He is also attending the Razor's Edge Beauty
Academy, where he's majoring in Afro-Puffs and Asymmetrical
Shrooms, both of which will be back in a big way next
year, according to Britney Federline. |
