| Steve Petersen is
big in Japan. Really, he is. The last time he was there,
terrified crowds began shouting "Godzilla! Godzilla!"
and Japanese scientists threatened to put "Plan X"
into effect to deal with this menace. He doesn't visit
there anymore. A graduate of Climax Community College,
Steve originally planned on a career as a medium, and
enrolled at the renowned Miss Cleo's College of Pseudo-Parapsychology.
But youthful dreams were dashed when the school was abruptly
closed by the Better Business Bureau and Steve saw his
blossoming career as a telephone psychic cut short when
his line was disconnected by heartless government bureaucrats.
Fortune smiled, however, when he landed a prestigious
gig as a backup dancer for Christina Aguilera and Justin
Timberlake on their "Stripped and Justified"
tour. Perhaps some night he may demonstrate that memorable
routine he performed to Christina's "Dirrty"
night after night in stadiums around the globe. When he's
not creating cutting-edge choreography, Steve enjoys making
homemade bon-bons and installing sheet rock, even in places
where it is quite impractical. |
